my advice

here is my advice for my favorite television shows.
1. for the bachelor: pick sadie.
2. for wife swap: pick the wife you got.
3. for what about brian: pick brian.
4. for desperate housewives: move off wisteria lane. somebody's always after you.
5. for laguna beach: choose friends like tessa or rocky, because cami (note the incorrect spelling) is not good friend material.
6. also for laguna beach: go to school. do something worthwhile.
7. for grey's anatomy: meredith, pick finn. mcdreamy cheated on his wife, he'll cheat on you, too. george-you are not that cute so pick that girl that actually likes you. she's cute.
8. for er: get some life insurance.
9. for oprah: stop thinking you are God.
10. for the office: pam, go out with jim. live a little. dwight, keep on keepin on.
11. for seventh heaven: pastor, you need to find a new career. you have the most screwed up family on all of tv.